Dont Click Me

🚨 GDPR COMPLIANCE ALERT 🚨

ATTENTION CITIZEN OF THE INTERNET! 🧐

In accordance with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), the International Meme Protection Treaty (IMPT), and the Universal Declaration of Silly Rights (UDSR), we are LEGALLY REQUIRED to tell you about all the completely ridiculous data we may or may not collect:

⚠️ WARNING: Proceeding without reading this entire document may result in mild confusion and/or eye rolling ⚠️

📊 Data We Definitely Collect:

🎯 Optional But Highly Encouraged Data:

🤝 Your Rights Under GDPR:

  • Right to be forgotten (but we have good memory 🧠)
  • Right to access your data (it's just cookies, relax)
  • Right to rectification (sorry, no take-backsies)
  • Right to data portability (we'll email it in Comic Sans)
  • Right to object (we'll ignore it respectfully)
  • Right to file a complaint (our complaint box goes straight to /dev/null)

By accepting, you acknowledge that you didn't actually read this entire wall of text and just want to see what's behind that "Don't Click Me" button. We respect that. 🫡

* No actual data is collected. This is purely for comedic purposes. We're just a silly website with a button. Please don't sue us. We spent all our money on this rainbow gradient. 🌈
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